Mellor!

I bet on things that will make the loss hurt less. You don't want to know how much I put on Masfield at Wembley...

Exactly what we need, but absolutely no chance of getting.

Big clubs distorting the market again mate

Without meaning to brag, I got 20/1 before the Pompey game

Wyke had a catastrophic cardiac arrest not too long ago. While he's a very good player, it's also a very big gamble. For every Eriksen there's a Tom Lockyer. That's obviously if there is any legs in the rumour...

That definitely wasn't him in the window. My eyes aren't that bad

Thank god

Well we've been absolutely fantastic since last January. I suppose you win then. All hail king Flickers.

If we don't sign anyone else we'll be in the exact same position as when he started at the end of this season...

Better than the ones we've signed...

Burton and FGR signing strikers now. Big clubs distorting the market again! 😡

Have you seen the gaps in our defence?

What he's saying is that things off the pitch are seeming to take precedent over things on the pitch. All the fan zone, hot dogs, community hub, etc.. are great. But they're pointless and will bring in nowt if no one is coming because the first team is <ovf censored> and we're losing every week.

Let's distort that bloody market baby!

No. But it's bad you can hear him saying it!

[Flitcroft]You have to realise that Carlisle, Wycombe and Exeter are far bigger clubs than us with massive spending power. They are really distorting the market with their spending.[/Flitcroft]

Didn't the club use that excuse for why we had such a poor Jan and why we were so <ovf censored> in the second half of last season as well? When will the powers that be realise that the most important thing for football fans is what happens on the pitch?

I will get behind Loft everytime he's on the pitch. But if we are relying on him as our main striker, then we will be in League 2 next season.

I hope this doesn't upset Carol too much, but it's pointless sacking Crosby to make better signings. It's Flitcroft making the signings. They both need sacking if we want any real change. Sacking Crosby will just bring another scapegoat in for Flitcroft's constant failures. Sorry for being mean.

We really don't need any more kids unless they can come straight in like Blaster. We have been dragged into a relegation scrap. We are only out of the relegation zone because of points deductions. Untried kids cannot be thrown in to save us. But we've been told by the man in charge of things on the pitch that we can only afford kids on loan. I really worry we'll go down if Funso and Garrity are out for a while and we don't sign a real striker.

What worries me is that we just become Crewe. Happy to sell all our kids, playing tippy happy football, in a 'nice family environment'. We used to take the pıss out of them for this. Vale should have a bit of grit and needle. Away managers always used to say 'Vale Park is a horrible place to go'. We're becoming far too nice and detached from what I see us as. Yes it's nice that we're getting kids and families in, but we should also be a bit rough and ready. We had the balance exactly right in the promotion season, as you saw with the Swindon game. This season we have strayed too far away from our working class, edgy, a bit nasty roots. Everything that comes out of the club is controlled. The interviews with Alfie and Blaster, all geared towards us being a nice and friendly. The Boro game typified this.

Yes, Flickers. Stick him in the Matrix.

Thanks for trying to sort it Rob. Had a nightmare the last few days, so I'm glad to see they recognise there's a problem. Tonight has been OK. A few times where its taken a 10 seconds or so to load things, but 10x better than the last few days.

These days, mate