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  1. If I am in the company of one with the red and white stripes top on, I always say to them, "Can you still stoop down okay mate?

    Then when they do, go to sit on them and say "Oh sorry I thought you was a deck chair"

    Then say sorry to hear about your manager going in hospital today.

    Then when they say why or what's up with him just say, "bad side"

    And don't mention 1972 or you'll never hear the last of it.

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  2. Wanted...

    Someone who can walk 300 yrds across the carpark to the "warehouse" with the ability to to unlock a door and retrieve the item that you would like to buy.

    Would suit someone who doesn't like to say  "You will have to order it online and it will be delivered as soon as possible from the warehouse. Feel free to struggle your conkers off with multiple drop down boxes and dead end blank screens before you give up" as the current staff do.

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  3. If you read this Carol, well done duck!

    As my Mum always said..."Hunger's a sharp thorn"

    Keep feeding less well off people first....

    and then blow whatever you feel like on Port Vale after

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  4. Am I being thick or what?

    I can't find a site that tells you all the attendances at football matches...and the away following.

    I thought to myself today, Vale have taken a fair wonga up Fleetwood, I wonder how many there was.

    Honestly, its like your asking google for a kidney trying to find out.

    If there is a site, please post me a link.

    If there isn't a site, will some nerd hurry up and make one.

    It will definitely do better than my attempt at building a website for orphans....but that might have failed because there was no homepage 

  5. I got a few things but i'll be moving them on if anyone's interested.

    Weight lifting gear....buyer must pick up.

    Midwife.....can deliver

    Free barometer....no pressure.

    Broken pub quiz machine....£50 no questions asked

    Half finished orphan website....no home page

    4 Michelin's....no tyre kickers.

    1 woman's leg....ideal stocking filler

    Broken boomerang....no returns

     

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  6. 18 hours ago, fuzzyvalefan said:

    Have a look on ebay

    Just looked and there's none.

    Someone is as guilty as a grave digger's dog for dropping the ball on this.

    But they wouldn't be wearing the pink goal keeper's top when they dropped it....they've sold out

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  7. You know what else you can't get....and its a pre requisite at this time of year....?

    Port Vale slippers.

    Not even on Amazon and they employ half of China indirectly.

    Gap in the market i tell ya.

    Cya on Dragons Den next year

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  8. I need a pink keepers top for my Stoke fan mate to wear when we go on his stag do and met with the same answers.

    The warehouse they talk about is actually a big shed the other side of the Railway car park about 200 yards away.

    But don't ask them to walk across and get you what you want.

    You will be met with blank looks of unhelpfulness and reluctance

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  9. 14 hours ago, prof said:

    I've been going since the start of the 1957-58 season (but not to so many grounds) and the ball has never been anywhere near me. I was once at Fenway Park and the baseball landed in the row behind me.

    66 years...when the Beatles released Sgt Pepper.

    That's got to be a record 

  10. 22 hours ago, Warren said:

    I've headed a match ball. But it was at Tranmere's Prenton Park. Accurate too. 

    But this is the point. Johnny King stand. Very close to the pitch. 

    Tranmere is my second team after living on the Wirral for nearly 37 years. 

    Wow wow wow!

    You have done the ultimate crowd touch and headed it back!?!?

    That's like locking your coat hanger in the car but having your keys on you.

    Outstanding Private Pile

  11. 23 hours ago, Tony Rodriguez said:

    I have been going to football since 1970 and have never touched the matchball.

    If only the same had happened during my cricket career it  would have been a lot less embarassing.

     

    First Sticky Vicky dies, and now i find out i'm not a record holder with 47 years 

    53 years!

    I feel your sense of pain and loss at being overlooked and neglected by fate.

    And i will also miss Sticky Vicky showing us the way forward too net zero by illuminating a light bulb by touching them on her magic box

     

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  12. I've been going Vale since I was 7.

    So that's 47 years.

    I've been to 67 grounds with Vale

    And in all that time i have never touched the live match ball once.

    Can anyone beat that?

    If I haven't touched it by the end of the season, i'm considering asking if i can be a ball boy for a match

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