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Gungho_ED

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  1. The only time I run now is when Lidl open another checkout. And the last time I did a sit up was when I dropped the soap in the bath. I'm out
  2. If I am in the company of one with the red and white stripes top on, I always say to them, "Can you still stoop down okay mate? Then when they do, go to sit on them and say "Oh sorry I thought you was a deck chair" Then say sorry to hear about your manager going in hospital today. Then when they say why or what's up with him just say, "bad side" And don't mention 1972 or you'll never hear the last of it.
  3. Wanted... Someone who can walk 300 yrds across the carpark to the "warehouse" with the ability to to unlock a door and retrieve the item that you would like to buy. Would suit someone who doesn't like to say "You will have to order it online and it will be delivered as soon as possible from the warehouse. Feel free to struggle your conkers off with multiple drop down boxes and dead end blank screens before you give up" as the current staff do.
  4. If you read this Carol, well done duck! As my Mum always said..."Hunger's a sharp thorn" Keep feeding less well off people first.... and then blow whatever you feel like on Port Vale after
  5. Am I being thick or what? I can't find a site that tells you all the attendances at football matches...and the away following. I thought to myself today, Vale have taken a fair wonga up Fleetwood, I wonder how many there was. Honestly, its like your asking google for a kidney trying to find out. If there is a site, please post me a link. If there isn't a site, will some nerd hurry up and make one. It will definitely do better than my attempt at building a website for orphans....but that might have failed because there was no homepage
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