Bald Eagle

It started when DC went off script by saying we’d had an awful January window just days after Madame Chair had done the Corporate Glossy staged propaganda of what a good window we’d had. He was no longer ‘on the bus’ and had to be removed. Sometimes Carol someone else on the bus might just have a better view and can see the cliff edge! Everything since has been big brother speak telling us what we should be thinking of what’s going on, and should ignore what we can see going on, culminating in the ‘don’t you dare say that about my Flicker’ defence document. To date she has not redacted from formally this written statement - probably because she still thinks she was correct, but ultimately he had to go to negate any negative press, and to hopefully help shift season tickets. Even SMURF was big enough to say the Bruno experiment was all on him, even if The Shanahans and us ultimately paid the price.

We should rebrand as NDA Vale FC.

To be fair those 2 quotes were direct from our Chairperson herself

It has - she’s taken us out of League 1!

Tbh Joe I think this lot would struggle to finish 20th in Div4. Since Ollie and Alfie left and with Willo sadly injured again we lack any real creativity to continually create chances and ultimately win games. Couple that with no natural finishers and comic cuts defenders this lot would not prosper in the League below.

Phenomenal remember - us naughty riff raff in the cheap seats were told that we were all wrong! All that money spent to take us back where started, but with a worse squad than the famous ‘deadwood collection’. still at least we got an MBE and a few accolades so not all bad eh Carol?

We will have managed to both lose money AND get relegated

Congrats Carol - money well spent! All that to end up exactly where we started - but bizarrely with a worse squad than the famous ‘deadwood collection’.

Maybe we could borrow Paddy’s if he’s finished colouring in the templates for next seasons kit

Despite having our legs slapped for having such nasty thoughts

Will fit in at The Posh - they go for double barrelled surnames quite a bit

Paddy

Wonder if Paddy is shaking his head at Mummy like he was at the fans!

Yes, at least he kept his vest on!

What struck home to me was how much of the dialogue was led by Kevin, who now also seems to have been sidelined - if rumours are true in more ways than one

Printing the ‘Derek I’m gutted’ quote when confirmed

She would read it and then send him a nice letter to tell him why he is wrong

I be5 even the coaches wives have some concerns after watching that shower of shyte

Will this enable us to kick off at 3pm promptly now?

I think it’s the total number of signings that season? With the listed names the ones who are deemed to be a success with % overall? it’s also worth noting that there is considerable extra cost/resource being funded in terms of both DF salary + analysts / researchers to assemble this ‘phenomenal’ bunch. in the boardroom Carol / Flicker can power point and convince themselves as much as they want as to reasons - distorted market etc, but other clubs have overcome these challenges and you cannot present your way out of the league table which does not lie!

Plastic

Road to Nowhere - Talking Heads.

No open mike contributions from the PVFC Hospitality comedy club this morning or coaches wives sound bites to rally the troops?

She very publicly stated in writing the exact opposite. It is only us uneducated lot in the cheap seats that can’t see how well he’s doing

Thanks Carol and DF. Chuffed you’ve managed to put together this phenomenal squad. You 2 are so right and us fans are so blind that we just can’t see it! and we’ve also given Robbie a nice title, and given the riffraff a free drink. all is well in the world of PVFC, and I nearly forgot to mention your OBE!