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    Come on, Pollard made Slater look like Bobby Moore.
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    JOHNNY May Become My New Favourite! A new teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, “Everyone who thinks they're stupid, stand up!”After a few seconds, Little JOHNNY stood up. The teacher said, “Do you think you're stupid, JOHNNY?” “No, ma'am, but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!” JOHNNY watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold cream on her face. “Why do you do that, mommy?” he asked. “To make myself beautiful,” said his mother, who then began removing the cream with a tissue. “What's the matter”, asked JOHNNY “Giving up?” The math teacher saw that JOHNNY wasn't paying attention in class.She called on him and said, “JOHNNY! What are 2 and 4 and 28 and 44?” JOHNNY quickly replied, “NBC, FOX, ESPN and the Cartoon Network!” JOHNNY's kindergarten class was on a field trip to their local police station where they saw pictures tacked to a bulletin board of the 10 most wanted criminals. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. “Yes” said the policeman. “The detectives want very badly to capture him.” JOHNNY asked, "Why didn't you keep him when you took his picture?” Little JOHNNY attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs and rump, and chest. After a few minutes, JOHNNY asked, “Dad, why are you doing that?” His father replied, “Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.” JOHNNY, looking worried, said, “Dad, I think the Milkman wants to buy Mum.”
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    God was seen walking across Vale Park this afternoon. Apparently he’s working from home.
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    Don't know if this has been mentioned but its seems impossible to cancel sky sports and bt sport if your a virgin media customer. They aren't answering the phone...i get that The shops aren't open i get that And the website bit where you can alter your package is down...i get that...its because they are sneaky bastards and are going to charge me full whack when there isn't even any live sport on. Where's that Martin Lewis bloke when you want him?

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